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call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
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im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
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son these grades are unacceptable
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